{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
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Sighnaq was an ancient city in Central Asia. It was the capital of the Blue Horde, although the city is almost unknown. The region in which Sighnaq was situated was called Farab. It was located between the settlements of Isfijab and Jand. The name means 'place of refuge', a name that is found also in other regions, especially in Transcaucasia.
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